October 7th, 2004 | |
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A friend of mine sent me an email with the 2004 Darwin Awards. They’re below for your reading pleasure…
Subject: 2004 Darwin Awards Yes, these are all true. It’s an annual honor given to those persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily and stupid way. Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year in reverse order are:
7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down killing both him and his sister.
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